The entrance comes first. Privacy choices appear afterwards.
How consent works
We do not interrupt the first-visit entrance. Optional technologies remain disabled while it plays. The privacy panel appears shortly after you enter or skip. Rejecting optional statistics does not affect shopping, checkout or accessibility.
Essential and functional storage
tww-entrance-seen-v1 remembers whether to replay the entrance. two-weirdos-basket keeps products in your basket. Cloudflare and Stripe may use short-lived security, session and checkout technologies needed to provide the service and prevent abuse.
Optional statistics
If enabled, statistics are limited to understanding aggregate page and shop usage so we can improve the website. Customer names, emails, addresses, uploads and private order tokens must never be sent to analytics. Advertising pixels and cross-site profiling are not part of the current setup.
Change or object
Use the “Cookie settings” button in the footer at any time. Accept and reject controls are equally available. Clearing browser storage also removes the saved choice and basket.
Last reviewed
1 July 2026. This notice must be updated before adding a new analytics, advertising, embedded-media or personalisation provider.